i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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