Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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