i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.