There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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