I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I can tuck mytits in my pants
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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