when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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