I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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