found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Randomize
