Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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