I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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