Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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