She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
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