Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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