u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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