Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
