I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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