she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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