Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You are a genius and a whore.
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