Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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