How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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