Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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