Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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