she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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