He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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