I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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