Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
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i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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