GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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