I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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