You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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