Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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