going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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