I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
high people should be assigned attendants
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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