Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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