so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize