I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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