Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
