You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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