TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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