ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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