If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
