I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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