And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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