I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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