Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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