your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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