i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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