tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize