What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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