it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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