Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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