Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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