Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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