? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
i think i just lost a toe
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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