I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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