new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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