I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
