bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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